wallpaper art

My favourite photograph in all of the land.

"I'm gonna go jump in the tub and get all 
slippery and soapy and then hop in that 
waterbed and watch X-rated movies 'til you 
get your ass back in my lovin' arms." 
- Alabama Worley



























I always intend to dress a bit like this, and even go as far as buying hundred of pounds worth of perspex flowery sunglasses and pastel coloured cotton socks. The sad fact is I think unless you are younger than 17 and less than 3 stone and have no skin colouring or tits then you look like a lolita-esque seductress in little girl's clothes/a smack head pornstar. Still, what pretty photographs.

So once upon a time there was a British record label called Acid Jazz. Incidentally, jazz is a slang word for porn. So because it completely and easily fits, here's some naughty pictures of naughty people.
'Tis the season.

Bought the Comme des Garcons document wallet last week. It goes with n-o-t-h-i-n-kk but it's the best thing I've or anyone's ever bought.

Three of the best.

(To be said in a Mancunian accent with a nod of the head upon seeing a good, considered but unconcerned, colour combination)







































yum yum pigs bum.