"Who's stoned? I am merely travelling incognito."
- Jacqueline Susann's Neely O'Hara



5 more sleeps until Paris. I think I left my soul there last time, will have to retrace my steps. 
City breaks are hard when you have a crap amount of suitcase allowance, an incessant longing to take a pair of heels for each outfit because you ARE going to look glamorous despite being either tired all day or drunk all day, and you need a coffee every five minutes but it's the price of a Hermes bag so you're in constant turmoil whether you should buy a Hermes bag or a latte, and you have six million and ten things to see/places to be but all you want to do is see if the H&M is as good as it is at home. Apart from that they are the greatest most exciting and wonderful activities ever to have been.
I'm planning to look half like this:



and half like this:



while looking a little bit like this:



and at the same time a bit like this:



With evenings being based around this:



And shopping trips like this:



Museum visits will see me looking like this:



And for cocktails I'll switch between the following:






If I need a little rest I'll look like this:



And if it's chilly I might wear this:



I'll save this for the last day:



And travel home in this:



I can't wait for such a delightful melange of glorious robes!! I may have to have a back up wardrobe in case the above doesn't turn out as planned.