Do Something ELSE.




















Bit sick of coral lipgloss and "smokey eyez". I still never read the beauty editorials in magazines and I put eyeliner on like a toddler colouring in but I bloody love slap and wish I could put it on well. I'd wear false eyelashes every single day if I could. I mean I physically can obviously, and wouldn't care about the "well YOU'RE a bit dressed up for the library/cinema/Tesco, aren't you" shouts*, but I'm not Faye Dunaway in The Thomas Crown Affair, am I? Nor am I pounding the streets of the Big fucking Pomme with my Miu Miu's clip clopping along, Celine clutch under one arm and "fabulous-job-related-papers" in my other, or any other wonderful life scenario where I would look remotely normal in false eyelashes on a daily basis. As I said, it's a library/cinema/Tesco kind of world I live in. I'm not complaining - clubcard points are a serious high.

*FUCKTHEHATERSJEALOUSBORINGFRIGIDBITCHESYOU'REABITDRESSEDDOWNFORLIFE